Date: Mon, 15 Jan 1996 17:56:14 -0500 (EST)
From: Todd Paul Sanderson <sander71@pilot.msu.edu
To: Todd E Vanhoosear <vanhoose@pilot.msu.edu
Subject: Dr.Seuss meets Pulp Fiction

     Dr. Seuss meets Pulp Fiction

      I would not eat Royale with Cheese,
      So do not even ask me, please.
      I won't eat fries with mayonnaise,
      I would not touch them anyways.
      I would not drink five-dollar shake,
      'Cause it gives me tummy-ache.
      If I snort some uncut smack,
      Blood and mucous I will yak.
      "Why don't you eat pork?" you whine,
      It's just 'cause I don't dig on swine.
      Would you could you with a shrimp?
      Would you could you with the Gimp?
      I would not do so, but instead,
      I think I'll blow off Marvin's head.