Tests are great - they make you smart!
(Not like beans, which make you fart.)
The profs will swear you'll easily pass,
But, oh, they LIE, as you cry, "Alas!
My GPA will forever go to pot,
My future suddenly doesn't look so hot...
All these molecules, matrices, monarchies, mergers!
I'll probably wind up flipping burgers.
Studying's all I ever do - 
If your grades were like mine, it's all you'd do, too.
No time to breathe, let alone sleep or eat;
"Hey - wanna go out?" Yeah, that'd be neat,
But sorry - I've really gotta work
On the 50 problems assigned by Professor Jerk.
I'll never get out of this homework morass
I'm gonna kick some faculty a**!
It's enough to make you want to crawl up and die,
Government, physics, chem and comp. sci...
Just quit school and you'll be OK;
Selling drugs isn't THAT bad a way
To earn spare cash without a single test.
(By the way, you're under arrest!)
Every night I lie in my bed
With fearful thoughts inside my head,
Like an image of me, in a greasy hat,
Saying, "Thanks - would you like fries with that?"