USA: Crazy Laws

states:

Texas
- A recently passed antcrime law requires criminals to give
  their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain
  the nature of the crime to be committed...
- In Lefors, it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer
  at any time while standing...
- In San Antonio, it is illegal for both sexes to flirt or
  respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands....

Florida
- Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed....
- In Saratoga, it is illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit...

Nevada
- It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway...
- In Eureka, men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women...

California
- In L.A. a man can legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long
  as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to
  use a wider strap.....
- It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license....

Michigan
- A state law stipulates that a woman's hair legally belongs
  to her husband....

Arkansas
- A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once
  a month...
- Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the
  streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term....

Utah
- Birds have the right of way on all highways...
- A husband is responsible for every criminal act commited by his wife
  while she is in his presence...

Baltimore
- In Halethrope, it is illegal to kiss for more than one second...
- It is illegal to mistreat oysters....
- In Baltimore it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks, no matter how
  dirty they get....

New York
- In NYC it is illegal for a man to turn around and look "at a woman in that
  way", and violators are forced to wear horse blinders...

Tennessee
- It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish...
- In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date...
- In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man
  must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order
  to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists"....

Colorado
- In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she
  is asleep....

Rhode Island
- In Province it is illegal to sell toothpaste ands toothbrush to the same
  customer on a Sunday....
- In Neewport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset....

Oklahoma
- Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state...
- In Tulsa, kisses lasing more than three minutes are forbidden...

Massachusetts
- In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude
  in rented rooms...
- In Boston it is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a
  physician to do so....
- In 1659, the State outlawed Christmas...