GENIE IN A BOTTLE 
                                       
    
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A man is walking on the beach, and finds a bottle. He picks it up, and
dusts it off. A genie pops out and tells him that he has 3 wishes, but 
that he needs to be aware that everything he wishes for, his ex-wife 
will get double of.  

The man says ok, for my first wish, I want a million dollars. 

For my second wish, I want a new red corvette.  

And for my third wish, I want you to scare me 1/2 to death.