BATTLE HYMN OF TERM FINALS 
                                       
    
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  Battle Hymn of Term Finals
  (Sung to The Battle Hymn Of The Republic)

 Mine eyes have seen the horror
 Of the ending of the term
 It has poisoned all my spirits
 Like an apple with a worm
 It's infected all my freedom
 Like an ugly cancer germ
 The truth shall soon be known.

 Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
         Failure and humiliation,
         Failure, failure, academia,
         The truth shall soon be known.

 I have listened to the teachers
 But the homework leaves me cold
 I have never done assignments
 Although many times been told
 I have even missed my classes
 When I was feeling bold
 The truth shall soon be known

 Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
         Failure and humiliation,
         Failure, failure, academia,
         The truth shall soon be known.

 They are adding all my points up
 And I haven't earned but few
 In fact, I haven't even gotten
 More than one or two
 Oh, if I could only find an answer
 Anything to do
 The truth shall soon be known.


 Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
         Failure and humiliation,
         Failure, failure, academia,
         The truth shall soon be known.

 On the lines of every gradebook
 There is solemn news for me
 The worst is yet to come when
 Financial Aid ignores my plea
 So I guess the only answer is
 To drop my books and flee
 The truth shall soon be known.

 Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
         Failure and humiliation,
         Failure, failure, academia,
         The truth shall soon be known.

 Well, the end has finally come
 And I have failed to pass a class
 Though the fun and laughter, goofing off
 Was really quite a gas
 But I won't be in the numbers
 Of the capped and gowned mass
 The truth was finally shown.

 Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
         Failure, and humilation,
         Failure, failure, academia,
         The truth was finally known.