Macb3th's Fl4me Template v1.0

Dear:
        [ ] Warez pup     [X] Lamer    [ ] AOLer
        [ ] Me too er     [ ] Pervert  [X] Geek
        [X] Spammer       [ ] Nerd     [ ] Elvis
        [ ] Fed           [ ] Freak    [ ] Scientologist


You Are Being Flamed Because:

        [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
        [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
        [X] You started an off-topic thread
        [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
        [ ] You posted a "YOU ARE PERVERTS!!!" message in alt.sex.*
        [ ] You said "me too" to something
        [X] You suck
        [ ] You act like the haxor of the world
        [ ] You brag about things that never happened
        [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
        [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
        [X] You posted a phone-sex ad
        [ ] I don't like your face
        [ ] I think you might be a fed


To Repent, You Must:

        [ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
        [ ] Give up your AOL account
        [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
        [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding the back of your picture
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        [X] Actually post something relevant
        [ ] Read the FAQ
        [ ] Be Micheal Jackson's love slave
        [ ] Read EVERY message in alt.religon.scientology TWICE


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

        [X] Blow me
        [X] Get a life
        [X] Never post again
        [X] I pity your dog
        [ ] Eat s--- and die
        [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
        [] Take your s--- somewhere else
        [ ] All of the above

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