Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: News from UCSD
From: sbalzac@ibm.net (Stephen R. Balzac)
Date: Sat, 17 Aug 96 3:20:04 EDT

This morning on the news, I heard a story about a UC San Diego student
who, at the start of his thesis defense, pulled a gun and shot three
professors.

I guess he figured that the best defense is a good offense.