TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP WHEN YOUR PULLED OVER _________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________ TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A COP WHEN YOUR PULLED OVER -------------------------------------------------------- 10 Back off Barney, I've got a piece. 9 Wanta race to the station, Sparky? 8 I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout! 7 On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack. 6 You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy! 5 Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 4 Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen? 3 How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 2 Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me? 1 I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!